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July 16, 2002
Running with scissors is part of an alien plot to take over humanity

Running with scissors is part of an alien plot to take over humanity

You're going to need the following skills if you want a pretty new alien-repelling hat: dexterity, use of scissors, adept at cutting and shaping paper and plastic sheets. But it's going to be so worth it. Just listen to these happy customers:

“Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own.I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.My life is better than ever before.Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity.”

“Still nothing new to report here...so it must work!”

"The Thought Screen Helmet is working perfectly. I have not had contact with the aliens since I first started using it. Though twice now coming back from work, I have noticed lights following to the rear of my car, so now I take the helmet with me in the car in case I am abducted."


Posted by Lisa at July 16, 2002 10:02 AM