Much hammering, banging, hammering and whistling later, I have pretty new doors. The rabbits weren't impressed with the smell of the wood stain and there's now no way for the cat to get out, but more importantly, I need to decide what colour to paint the room.

And while I'm here - how's about another quizzlette? This one tests "Britishness" for those wanting a British passport. Now, I am planning on applying, but if the questions are as hard as these, I'm majorly fecked. Granted, they are hypothetical questions, but what bright spark decided that people need to know about Westlife? Or the party affiliations of former prime ministers? Or even, I should add, the first minister of the Welsh Assembly?

6 out of 10. You?