A sad tale of unbelievable cluelessness is this BBC Magazine story, Tales from Faliraki in which a young man goes to a beautiful Greek island and attempts to give himself alcohol poisoning. The entire trip is spent drinking, playing drinking games, pub crawling and drinking. If that's your idea of a good time, you're a terminally sad bastard as well.

But just to drive home why this sort of holiday is only for the brainless and scummy, he closes by saying, "Me and the lads will find somewhere else next summer. But before that, in November, the tour company have a big reunion at Butlins Skegness. I'll be there."

Ah - hahahah.

Loser.