Wee Bruichladdich Distillery on the isle of Islay seems to be of great interest to the Defence Threat Reduction Agency in Virginia for some reason. Apparently the DTRA contacted the bemused boss of the whiskey plant to tell them one of their webcams was faulty.

Oh dear. I do hope my BunnyCam isn't being monitored, but if it is, I want to go on record as saying I have no idea what those wascally wabbits get up to at night. It's nowt to do with me, guv.