Either the internet is shite today or I am. It is my considered opinion that it is, indeed, the latter. Thanks to the silly arses at Arseblog, I bring you two totally unrelated, yet somehow strangely related links.

Mysteries Incorporated is a big ol' jar of Scooby listiness: Scooby Snaqs, Scooby FAQs, Scooby lyrics and Scooby scripts. Zionks.

The Gematriculator (on the other hand) is a "service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is."

Just so you know.