"Ricky!"

I don't know why, but I am completely obsessed with the goings on of these people. And if you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you don't be dissing Eastenders.

Latest episode was very exciting, even though I knew what was going to happen due to the bastard TV Soap Mags spilling the beans on their covers every week.

BBC One 4 days a week.