David Icke - Non-fiction?
Hey, don't laugh! Not being a native, I don't have the familiarity with this guy that the British do. I've already suffered the taunts of admitting that I'm reading this - but I think maybe the guy is under-rated. No, seriously - listen. Don't back away from me!

I actually enjoyed reading this. Icke has an informal, almost wry style and it's easy to fall worryingly close to agreeing with some of his conclusions. He does a fantastic job of weaving together mythologies from around the world, and if you completely ignore his sources (who are equally, erm... eccentric), it all comes across faintly plausible.

And then he starts with the lizard people...

Here's the deal. There were these aliens, right? On Mars. But they came from Sirius and Orion. Anyway, there were 2 types, Nordics and Lizards. The aliens in the X-Files are actually Lizard people in space suits and the Nordics were the giants of old. The Nordics and the lizard people bred to create a race of superhumans that control humankind. They're the Illuminati and the Catholic Church and the banks. And George Bush. And the Queen. And your boss. But not Princess Diana. She was ritually murdered by the lizard people.

I think...